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What do your girl friend and Search Engines have in Common???? (Just for fun nothing personal)As the coordinator for an Online Think Tank one of our members asked to not be criticized and instead he demanded constructive criticism. Another member was so tired of listening to his socialist view points because he was a capitalist by both profession and spirit stated; Let us say you proposed that humans should eat dog crap and rather than criticizing this absolutely absurd concept you wanted constructive input on how to eat dog crap? Well does that make sense to you?When the author was very young he took a trip he will never forget to Destin Florida with hilarious results. If this humorous anecdotal story does not make you laugh, you aren't alive!NASA is getting ready to launch astronauts to space using a new, specialized and highly efficient launcher, comprising a cannon, a trampoline and an intricate set of springs. Scores of celebrities seeking publicity have lined up for the test pilot part, but the dark horse was Gonzo the Great, world renowned for his Muppet Show stunts.Will Molecular Scientists save our world, and our breakfast?I now hold the record for the longest consecutive streak of bad haircuts since the invention of the sheep shears in 1,000 BC. Since the age of 3, I have experienced 378 bad haircuts in a row, and have the 379th scheduled for next week, God willing.The importance of humor in all of our lives. Health IS a laughing matter, and studies are now showing that laughter is one of the healthiest things we can do for ourselves.Humorous article about preparing you car for winter.Humor can come from unexpected sources. I work in the medical field and while you might not think that would be a hotbed of comedic material, it truly can be. Health care workers and patients alike are surrounded by illness and death and need the natural outlet and stress relief provided by laughter.The desire to be the best guitarist, fastest bass player, or loudest drummer in a rock band is a common ambition, although none of these qualities are necessary to become successful. So where does this competitive nature come from? I suspect it is derived from the great players who inspired us in the first place.Take as an example, my friend the Legend Ned K who had a unique method of learning to play the guitar. He combined his lessons with a love of skydiving!
In spite of her name, Sweetie Mae Brown was the meanest woman in Sugar Shack, Mississippi. She was big as a linebacker.
Bin: "Not sure if I like it down here, it’s getting a little hairy…especially Bagdad."Muhammad: "Harry is a Midwestern term, an infidels way of saying, 'bad,' and we don’t use that word, ok Bin, I mean, I thought we saw eye to eye, I’m wondering?"
Bin: "Sorry, old fellow, too much of that cave TV carp, you know, Americanism, it’s everywhere."
Bin Laden died, and God stood in front of him, he said,This weekend marks another Father’s Day and while I’m not fond of holidays that have been kidnapped and raised by Madison Avenue executives -- I am very fond of my father --and therefore grudgingly indebted to the advertising industry for providing this opportunity to tell you why.Here’s a very special offer from the Dog Days of Summer Academy for all you parents out there who didn’t sign your kids up for any summer programs because you thought it would be important for them to experience the lazy, carefree days you remember so fondly as a child and are now petrified that something regrettable will happen if you hear the phrase “I’m bored” just one more time.Irony of ironies. The United States has allocated $320 million to search for signs of life on Mars and Martians are already here on Earth. Yes, Martians! They've been here since the mid 80's and they've taken over almost the entire customer service industry.Valentine’s Day is coming up in a few days but I’m betting you know that already. Probably completely prepared, right?I have a little greeting card company called Early Bird Publishing and paid to have a booth at the National Stationary Show this week at the Jacob Javits Center in New York. For me the purpose of the show is to generate sales, network and search for potential business opportunities.As I sit here at my iMac, organizing my iLife, which provides all the tools I need to work outside the office – quite frankly I don’t know how I got by without it --I want to share with you an exciting advancement in the world of product placement. Product placement, the practice of featuring commercial products prominently in movies and television programs, including Law and Order, the show whose exciting stories are ripped straight out of today’s headlines, has now expanded to include “chick lit”.Even though it was quite cold this weekend, I noticed a lot more people braving the chilly winds to work outside in their yards. Maybe it’s cabin fever that compels people to all step outside on the same day to retrieve dead branches and old leaves that have been lying there in the open for months or maybe it’s the same sort of genetic trigger that forces Greenland seals to wake up one morning and swim en masse to Spitsberg like a sea bearing version of the Stepford Wives.
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