What do your girl friend and Search Engines have in Common???? (Just for fun nothing personal)
Search Engines: Index and ranks your site
Girl friend says: Can read you and rank you
Search Engines say: Follow Guidelines Girl friend say: Follow my guidelines.(I have my own guidelines)
Search Engines say: Have Relevant links to sites
Girl friend says: Avoid relevant links to my friends
Search Engines say: Submit a sitemap to learn about the structure of your site and to increase the coverage of your webpages.
Girl friend says: Submit a mind map to learn about you, your habits and to increase the possibility to stick with you until I get bored
Search Engines say: Be aware your site is online.
Girl friend says: Inform all your friends especially girls that you have a girl friend now
Search Engines say: Submit your site to relevant directories. as well as to other industry-specific expert sites.
Girl friends say: Inform your families and friends that you are taken
Search Engines say: Make a site with a clear hierarchy and text links. Every page should be reachable from at least one static text link
Girl friend says: You and your phone should be reachable for me at any moment. You should pick up the phone within two or three rings
Search Engines say: Offer a site map to your users with links that point to the important parts of your site.
Girl friend says: Tell me all about the numbers in your phone book
Search Engines say: Create a useful, information-rich site, and write pages that clearly and accurately describe your content.
Girl friend says: Give me more information of what you do. Clearly explain what you will be doing everyday. When you come home describe what you did the whole day
Search Engines say: Think about the words users would type to find your pages, and make sure that your site actually includes those words within it.
Girl friend says: You are in big trouble if someone searches you online and finds you.
Search Engines say: Check for broken links and correct HTML
Girl friend says: Tell me everything about your last break up
Search Engines say: Keep the links on a given page to a reasonable number (fewer than 100)
Girl friend says: Have a reasonable number of friends (fewer than 1)
Search Engines say: Make pages for users, not for search engines. Don't deceive your users or present different content to search engines than you display to users, which is commonly referred to as "cloaking."
Girl friend says: When you say, we are going out, make sure you take me out that night, dont deceive me by giving excuses
