Alice strolled down a long winding lane and saw the tea party of the mad hatter three creatures drank tea right out in the rain dormouse, march hare, and mad hatter having a natter. Alice thought the behaviour of all was insane the march hare and hatter continued to chatter march hare and hatter seemed not to engage their brain instead march hare continued to chat to the latter whose hat was forced down and failing to drain much more talk and his hat would only get flatter. Alice suggested his hat would not regain its shape while the rain continued to batter wind, rain and hail caused Alice such pain as the rain came down and continued to splatter the hatter was upset because he was so vain and his hat was broken and continued to tatter. The hatter ate hot tarts so warmth he would gain but Alice told him he would only get fatter his good sense was lost as he went against the grain to steal from a queen who might chop the head of a hatter eating tarts he stole from the queen through her reign. They moved 'round and knocked things that fell with a clatter the teapot fell down and started to stain and the tarts were spun 'round on their silver platter the dormouse hid away from the noise and the rain as rain fell down with pitter and patter.
Alice and dormouse were the only ones sane and mad hatter threw tarts angrily at 'er. The wind was so fast it blew over a vane Alice left for shelter away from the hatter from those that still would stay out on the plain and not have the common sense to stay in through the splatter.
The patience of Alice had seen too much strain from the chatter, the hatter, and the heavy rains' patter. She went off to find some sheltered terrain away from the dormouse, the march hare and hatter. The dormouse in his teapot now slept through the chattery refrain as the other two argued and knocked dishes which did scatter they were hare brained and hat rained and fighting again. Inspired by the work of Lewis Carroll.
